Very deep. You should send that in to the Reader's Digest. They've got a page for people like you.

Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now.

Do you find coming to terms with the mindless tedium of it all presents an interesting challenge?

There is a feeling which persists in England that making a sandwich interesting, attractive, or in any way pleasant to eat is something sinful that only foreigners do.

How do you feel?" he asked him. "Like a military academy," said Arthur. "Bits of me keep on passing out.

We are not an endangered species ourselves yet, but this is not for lack of trying.

A nerd is someone who uses a telephone to talk to other people about telephones.