Why are people born? Why do they die? Why do they want to spend so much of the intervening time wearing digital watches?

What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer.

Conceited little mega-puppy.

It's part of the shape of the Universe. I only have to talk to somebody and they begin to hate me.

I come in peace...Take me to your lizard.

God's Final Message to His Creation: 'We apologize for the inconvenience.

Could be. I’m a pretty dangerous dude when I’m cornered.” “Yeah,” said the voice from under the table, “you go to pieces so fast people get hit by the shrapnel.