Alone of all the races on earth, they seem to be free from the 'Grass is Greener on the other side of the fence' syndrome, and roundly proclaim that Australia is, in fact, the other side of that fence.

In order to fly, all one must do is simply miss the ground.

One always overcompensates for disabilities. I'm thinking of having my entire body surgically removed.

All through my life I've had this strange unaccountable feeling that something was going on in the world, something big, even sinister, and no one would tell me what it was." "No," said the old man, "that's just perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the Universe has that.

The great thing about being the only species that makes a distinction between right and wrong is that we can make up the rules for ourselves as we go along.

How many roads must a man walk down?

The dew has fallen with a particularly sickening thud this morning.