Six pints of bitter, said Ford Prefect. And quickly please, the world's about to end.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses have been specially designed to help people develop a relaxed attitude to danger. At the first hint of trouble, they turn totally black and thus prevent you from seeing anything that might alarm you.

The simple truth is that interstellar distances will not fit into the human imagination.

And all dared to brave unknown terrors, to do mighty deeds, to boldly split infinitives that no man had split before--and thus was the Empire forged.

How many roads must a man walk down?

Very strange people, physicists - in my experience the ones who aren't dead are in some way very ill.