I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.

It takes an awful lot of time to not write a book.

We no longer think of chairs as technology, we just think of them as chairs. But there was a time when we hadn't worked out how many legs chairs should have, how tall they should be, and they would often "crash" when we tried to use them. Before long, computers will be as trivial and plentiful as chairs and we will cease to be aware of the things. In fact I'm sure we will look back on this last decade and wonder how we could ever have mistaken what we were doing with them for "productivity"

The longest and most destructive party ever held is now into its fourth generation and still no one shows any signs of leaving. The problem of when the drink is going to run out is, however, going to have to be faced one day. The planet over which they are floating is no longer the planet it was when they first started floating over it. It is in bad shape

How do you feel?" he asked him. "Like a military academy," said Arthur. "Bits of me keep on passing out.

WOKING (vb.) To enter the kitchen with the precise determination to perform something only to forget what it is just before you do it.

High on a rocky promontory sat an Electric Monk on a bored horse.