I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.

I like the cover," he said. "Don't Panic. It's the first helpful or intelligible thing anybody's said to me all day.

Life,” said Marvin dolefully, “loathe it or ignore it, you can’t like it.

Presidents don't have power. Their job is to draw attention away from it.

If I were not an atheist, I think I would have to be a Catholic because if it wasn't the forces of natural selection that designed fish, It must have been an Italian.

I don't really have any advice, other than to say it's the most appallingly difficult thing I've ever tried to do and I wish I had a better idea of how to do it. In my experience what you end up with is the by-product of your failure to achieve what you set out to do. It may turn out OK, but it wasn't what you meant and you've no idea how you got there.

I find the whole business of religion profoundly interesting. But it does mystify me that otherwise intelligent people take it seriously.