It seemed to me,' said Wonko the Sane, 'that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a set of detailed instructions for use in a package of toothpicks, was no longer a civilization in which I could live and stay sane.

In an infinite Universe anything can happen.

My capacity for happiness," he added, "you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first

Anything that happens, happens. Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen. Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again. It doesn’t necessarily do it in chronological order, though.

Arthur Dent: What happens if I press this button? Ford Prefect: I wouldn't- Arthur Dent: Oh. Ford Prefect: What happened? Arthur Dent: A sign lit up, saying 'Please do not press this button again.

Capital Letters Were Always The Best Way Of Dealing With Things You Didn't Have A Good Answer To.

Exactly!" said Deep Thought. "So once you do know what the question actually is, you'll know what the answer means.