It's part of the shape of the Universe. I only have to talk to somebody and they begin to hate me.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

The hardest assumption to challenge is the one you don't even know you are making.

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

The film project has been “twenty years of constipation,” and he likens the Hollywood process to “trying to grill a steak by having a succession of people coming into the room and breathing on it.”

Don't blame you," said Marvin and counted five hundred and ninety-seven thousand million sheep before falling asleep again a second later.

2,000 years ago one man got nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be if everyone was nice to each other for a change.