What does it matter? Science has achieved some wonderful things, of course, but I'd far rather be happy than right any day.

I only know as much about myself as my mind can work out under its current conditions. And its current conditions are not good.

They live in perpetual fear of the time they call "The Coming of the Great White Handkerchief

We are stuck with technology when all we really want is just stuff that works. How do you recognize something that is still technology? A good clue is if it comes with a manual.

Solutions nearly always come from the direction you least expect, which means there's no point trying to look in that direction because it won't be coming from there.

The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double-backwards-somersault through a hoop whilst whistling the 'Star Spangled Banner', but in fact the message was this: So long and thanks for all the fish.

I rarely end up where I was intending to go, but often I end up somewhere I needed to be.