This planet has — or rather had — a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much all of the time.

There is a piece of me that likes to fondly imagine my maverick and rebellious nature, but, more accurately, I like to have a nice and cosy institution that I can rub up against a little bit.

You may not instantly see why I bring the subject up, but that is because my mind works so phenomenally fast, and I am at a rough estimate thirty billion times more intelligent than you. Let me give you an example. Think of a number, any number.” “Er, five,” said the mattress. “Wrong,” said Marvin. “You see?

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

Time doesn't necessarily happen in chronological order.

Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of.

Please call me Eddie if it will help you to relax.