God's Final Message to His Creation: 'We apologize for the inconvenience.

That young girl is one of the least benightedly unintelligent organic life forms it has been my profound lack of pleasure not to be able to avoid meeting.

It was one of those pictures that children are supposed to like but don't. Full of endearing little animals doing endearing things, you know?

The idea that Bill Gates (one of the founders of Microsoft) has appeared like a knight in shining armour to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he, by peddling second rate technology, led them into it in the first place...

Pardon me for breathing, which I never do any way so I don’t know why I bother to say it, oh God, I’m so depressed.

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

I say what it occurs to me to say when I think I hear people say things. More I cannot say.