God's Final Message to His Creation: 'We apologize for the inconvenience.

Capital Letters Were Always The Best Way Of Dealing With Things You Didn't Have A Good Answer To.

It is worth repeating at this point the theories that Ford had come up with, on his first encounter with human beings, to account for their peculiar habit of continually stating and restating the very very obvious, as in "It's a nice day," or "You're very tall," or "So this is it, we're going to die." His first theory was that if human beings didn't keep exercising their lips, their mouths probably shriveled up. After a few months of observation he had come up with a second theory, which was this--"If human beings don't keep exercising their lips, their brains start working.

Bypasses are devices that allow some people to dash from point A to point B very fast while other people dash from point B to point A very fast.

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

The World Wide Web is the only thing I know of whose shortened form takes three times longer to say than what it's short for.

Nobleness was one word for making a fuss about the trivial inevitabilities of life, but there were others.