Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water?

Cyberspace is - or can be - a good, friendly and egalitarian place to meet.

What I need... is a strong drink and a peer group.

The idea that Bill Gates (one of the founders of Microsoft) has appeared like a knight in shining armour to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he, by peddling second rate technology, led them into it in the first place...

The quality of any advice anybody has to offer has to be judged against the quality of life they actually lead.

In the stillness, a fly would not have dared clear it's throat.

On the delivery plate of the Nutri-Matic Drink Synthesizer was a small tray, on which say three bone china cups and saucers, a bone china jug of milk, a silver teapot full of the best tea Arthur had ever tasted and a small printed note saying "Wait.