Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water?

The Guide says there is an art to flying", said Ford, "or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

I am a private detective. I am paid to be inquisitive and presumptuous.

Imagine" he said, "never even thinking, 'We are alone,' simply because it has never occurred to you to think that there's any other way to be.

These creatures you call mice, you see, they are not quite as they appear. They are merely the protrusion into our dimension of vastly hyperintelligent pandimensional beings.

Being offended by things is the world's big hobby at the moment. It's almost taken over from wearing goatee beards.

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.