There was a terribly ghastly silence. There was a terribly ghastly noise. There was a terribly ghastly silence.
Douglas AdamsThe switch had two settings. You could either turn it to AUTO, in which case the awning lowered itself whenever the sun came out, or you could set it to MANUEL [sic], in which case, we assumed, a small, incompetent Spanish waiter came and did it for you.
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