If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a nonworking cat.
Douglas AdamsThe longest and most destructive party ever held is now into its fourth generation and still no one shows any signs of leaving. Somebody did once look at his watch, but that was eleven years ago now, and there has been no follow up.
Douglas AdamsHe learned to communicate with birds and discovered their conversation was fantastically boring. It was all to do with windspeed, wingspans, power-to-weight ratios and a fair bit about berries.
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