Alltami (n.) The ancient art of being able to balance the hot and cold shower taps.

I think all cats are wild. They only act tame if there´s a saucer of milk in it for them.

I find the whole business of religion profoundly interesting. But it does mystify me that otherwise intelligent people take it seriously.

ABOYNE (vb.) To beat an expert at a game of skill by playing so appallingly that none of his clever tactics or strategies are of any use to him.

Nobody got murdered before lunch. But nobody. People weren't up to it. You needed a good lunch to get both the blood-sugar and blood-lust levels up.

Every country is like a particular type of person. America is like a belligerent, adolescent boy, Canada is like an intelligent, 35 year old woman. Australia is like Jack Nicholson.

If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a nonworking cat.