Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

WOKING (vb.) To enter the kitchen with the precise determination to perform something only to forget what it is just before you do it.

If you really want to understand something, the best way is to try and explain it to someone else.

You know," said Arthur, "it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young." "Why, what did she tell you?" "I don't know, I didn't listen.

This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works.

I am a private detective. I am paid to be inquisitive and presumptuous.