I say what it occurs to me to say when I think I hear people say things. More I cannot say.

If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a nonworking cat.

Very deep. You should send that in to the Reader's Digest. They've got a page for people like you.

It takes an awful lot of time to not write a book.

Anything invented after you’re thirty-five is against the natural order of things

I've never understood all this fuss people make about the dawn. I've seen a few and they're never as good as the photographs, which have the additional advantage of being things you can look at when you're in the right frame of mind, which is usually around lunchtime.

I'd take the awe of understanding over the awe of ignorance any day.