Beppu (n.) The triumphant slamming shut of a book after reading the final page.

Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses have been specially designed to help people develop a relaxed attitude to danger. At the first hint of trouble, they turn totally black and thus prevent you from seeing anything that might alarm you.

What do you get if you multiply six by nine?" "Six by nine. Forty two." "That's it. That's all there is." "I always thought something was fundamentally wrong with the universe

I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.

One of the most important things you learn from the internet is that there is no 'them' out there. It’s just an awful lot of 'us.'

See first, think later, then test. But always see first. Otherwise you will only see what you were expecting. Most scientists forget that.

To boldly split infinitives that no man had split before.