What is this? Some sort of galactic hyperhearse?

In cases of major discrepancy its always reality thats got it wrong ... reality is frequently inaccurate.

Conceited little mega-puppy.

A mobile phone needs a manual in the way that a teacup doesn't

One nonabsolute number is the given time of arrival, which is now known to be one of the most bizarre of mathematical concepts, a number whose existence can only be defined as being anything other than itself. In other words, the given time of arrival is the one moment of time at which it is impossible that any member of the party will arrive.

Fiordland, a vast tract of mountainous terrain that occupies the south-west corner of South Island, New Zealand, is one of the most astounding pieces of land anywhere on God's earth, and one's first impulse, standing on a cliff top surveying it all, is simply to burst into spontaneous applause.

I am a private detective. I am paid to be inquisitive and presumptuous.