One is never alone with a rubber duck.

You just come along with me and have a good time. The Galaxy's a fun place. You'll need to have this fish in your ear.

What a wonderfully exciting cough,' said the little man, quite startled by it, 'do you mind if I join you?' And with that he launched into the most extraordinary and spectacular fit of coughing which caught Arthur so much by surprise that he started to choke violently, discovered he was already doing it and got thoroughly confused.

I tend to get very suspicious of anything that thinks it's art while it's being created.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

2,000 years ago one man got nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be if everyone was nice to each other for a change.

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet.