Anything that thinks logically can be fooled by something else that thinks at least as logically as it does.

... The truth of the matter is, that most English people don't know how to make tea anymore either, and most people drink cheap instant coffee instead, which is a pity, and gives Americans the impression that the English are just generally clueless about hot stimulants.

It is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it... anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

And so the problem remained; lots of the people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches.

I don't say that I don't believe in God because that implies that there is a God for me not to believe in.

I come in peace...Take me to your lizard.

Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.