Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Ballycumber (ba-li-KUM-ber) n. One of the six half-read books lying somewhere in your bed.

I seldom end up where I wanted to go, but almost always end up where I need to be.

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.

Zaphod did not want to tangle with them and, deciding that just as discretion is the better part of valor, so was cowardice is the better part of discretion, he valiantly hid himself in a closet.

I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my life-style

The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.