Don't blame you," said Marvin and counted five hundred and ninety-seven thousand million sheep before falling asleep again a second later.

You can't possibly be a scientist if you mind people thinking that you're a fool.

The quality of any advice anybody has to offer has to be judged against the quality of life they actually lead.

Grown men, he told himself, in flat contradiction of centuries of accumulated evidence about the way grown men behave, do not behave like this.

and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks.

Anything that happens, happens.

Ahenny (adj.) - The way people stand when examining other people's bookshelves.