If God allows proof that he exists he robs people of faith and without faith what is God? Nothing.

I say what it occurs to me to say when I think I hear people say things. More I cannot say.

"What's up?" "I don't know," said Marvin, "I've never been there."

God is no longer an explanation of anything, but has instead become something that would itself need an insurmountable amount of explaining.

Many words and expressions which only a matter of decades ago were considered so distastefully explicit that, were they merely to be breathed in public, the perpetrator would be shunned, barred from polite society, and in extreme cases shot through the lungs, are now thought to be very healthy and proper, and their use in everyday speech and writing is evidence of a well-adjusted, relaxed and totally un****ed-up personality.

Obviously somebody had been appallingly incompetent and he hoped to God it wasn't him.

If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a nonworking cat.