Obviously somebody had been appallingly incompetent and he hoped to God it wasn't him.

The quality of any advice anybody has to offer has to be judged against the quality of life they actually lead.

The moment at which two people, approaching from opposite ends of a long passageway, recognize each other and immediately pretend they haven t. This is to avoid the ghastly embarrassment of having to continue recognizing each other the whole length of the corridor.

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.

The Ultimate Answer to Life, The Universe and Everything is...42!

Mc Donalds he thought. There's no longer any such thing as a Mc Donalds hamburger. He passed out. When he came around seconds later he found he was sobbing for his mother.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.