Obviously somebody had been appallingly incompetent and he hoped to God it wasn't him.

The difference between us and a computer is that, the computer is blindingly stupid, but it is capable of being stupid many, many million times a second.

And so the Universe ended.

We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!

He would have felt safe if alongside the Dentrassis' underwear, the piles of Sqornshellous mattresses and the man from Betelgeuse holding up a small yellow fish and offering to put it in his ear he had been able to see just a small packet of cornflakes. But he couldn't, and he didn't feel safe.

I was created to fulfill a function and I failed in it. I negated my own existence.

Alltami (n.) The ancient art of being able to balance the hot and cold shower taps.