Purchased experiences don't count.

Why are we even here [on earth], what's our human nature? It's precipitating a real philosophical crisis that I find quite fascinating.

Venice Beach: proof of the biological impossibility of imagining a person being simultaneously good-looking and poor.

If you don't change, then what's the point of anything happening to you? It'll still be happening to an unchanged person.

Jason said, "Yes. Gerard T. Giraffe." What does the 'T' stand for?" 'The.

A man in a bookstore buys a book on loneliness and every woman in the store hits on him. A woman buys a book on loneliness and the store clears out.

I was sick of wanting money. I was sick of being without a goal.