Nature is one great big wood-chipper. Sooner or later, everything shoots out the other end in a spray of blood, bones and hair.

I'm an adult. Discipline me and I'll bury you alive. - Roger

Technology favors horrible people.

The Sugar Frosted Nutsack is fantastic. It's volcanic and sexy and utterly unlike anything I've read before. It feels like the future in a dazzling way that has nothing to do with looking backward. It's been a long wait for a new novel from Mark Leyner, but worth it. Ten out of ten from me.

Sometimes you can't realize you're in a bad mood until another person enters your orbit.

Venice Beach: proof of the biological impossibility of imagining a person being simultaneously good-looking and poor.

Q: If you could be an animal, what kind of animal would you be? A: You already are an animal.