Even when you take a holiday from technology, technology doesn't take a break from you.

And then I felt sad because I realized that once people are broken in certain ways, they can't ever be fixed, and this is something nobody ever tells you when you are young and it never fails to surprise you as you grow older as you see the people in your life break one by one. You wonder when your turn is going to be, or if it's already happened.

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Life is boring. People are vengeful. Good things always end. We do so many things and we don’t know why, and if we do find out why, it’s decades later and knowing why doesn’t matter any more.

I ma trying to feel more well adjusted than I really am, which is, I guess, the human condition.

Jason said, "Yes. Gerard T. Giraffe." What does the 'T' stand for?" 'The.

I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?