Even when you take a holiday from technology, technology doesn't take a break from you.

You've seen what you've seen; you've felt what you've felt. Ideology is for people who don't trust their own experiences and perceptions of the world.

I sandpapered the roof of my mouth with 3 bowls of Cap'n Crunch - had raw gobbets of mouth-beef dangling onto my tongue all day

We are all of us born with a letter inside us, and that only if we are true to ourselves, may we be allowed to read it before we die.

If your life had lyrics, would they be any good?

People will always choose more money over more sex

I think God is how you deal with everything that's out of your own control.