So much information lacks a good way to store it, especially when it's all digital; sometimes it requires old technology to go back and retrieve it.

Remember how, back in 1990, if you used a cellphone in public you looked like a total asshole? We're all assholes now.

Canadians can easily 'pass for American' as long as we don't accidentally use metric measurements or apologize when hit by a car.

Later, I would learn that coincidences are the most planned things in the world. Later, I would learn that every single moment is a coincidence.

HISTORICAL SLUMMING: the act of visiting locations such as diners, smokestack industrial sites, rural villageslocations where time appears to have been frozen many years backso as to experience relief when one returns back to'the present'.

Chronocanine Envy: Sadness experienced when one realized that, unlike one's dog, one cannot live only in the present tense. As Kierkegaard said, "Life must be lived forward.

I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?