I think God is how you deal with everything that's out of your own control.

ETHNOMAGNETISM: The tendency of young people to live in emotionally demonstrative, more unrestrained ethnic neighborhoods: 'You wouldn't understand it there, mother - they hug where I live now.'

Your brain forms roughly 10,000 new cells every day, but unless they hook up to preexisting cells with strong memories, they die. Serves them right.

I don't think anyone ever gets over anything in life; they merely get used to it.

Inasmuch as I am a spiritual man, I do believe in God - I think that He created an order for the world; I believe that, in constantly bombarding Him with requests for miracles, we're also asking that He unravel the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would be a cartoon, not a world.

One of the cruelest things you can do to another person is pretend you care about them more than you really do.

Remember how, back in 1990, if you used a cellphone in public you looked like a total asshole? We're all assholes now.