I'm an adult. Discipline me and I'll bury you alive. - Roger

When you are young, you always expect that the world is going to end. And then you get older and the world still chugs along and you are forced to re-evaluate your stance on the apocalypse as well as your own relationship to time and death. You realize that the world will indeed continue, with or without you, and the pictures you see in your head. So you try to understand the pictures instead.

Keep your treasure to yourself.

Post-adolescent Expert Syndrome The tendency of young people around the age of eighteen, males especially, to become altruistic experts on everything, a state of mind required by nature to ensure warriors who are willing to die with pleasure on the battlefield. Also the reason why religions recruit kamikaze pilots and suicide bombers almost exclusively from the 18-21 range. "Kyle, I never would have guessed that when you were up in your bedroom playing World of Warcraft all through your teens, you were, in fact, becoming an expert on the films of Jean-Luc Godard.

You wait for fate to bring about the changes in life which you should be bringing about by yourself.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

What is prayer but a wish for the events in your life to string together to form a story -- something that makes some sense of events you know have meaning.