Keep your treasure to yourself.

Gore is nature's way of saying, "There are too many human beings on the planet, and I'm trying to rectify this any way I can. SARS didn't work, but trust me, I'm cooking up something better. In the interim, please kill lots of yourselves.

Strange how when you're young you have no memories...Then one day you wake up and BOOM, memories overpower all else in your life, forever making the present moment seem sad and unable to compete with a glorious past that now has a life of its own.

It is indeed a mistake to confuse children with angels

Never loan a book to someone if you expect to get it back. Loaning books is the same as giving them away.

Tofu hot dogs are actually scarier than real hot dogs. It's like wanting the worst possible meat product without even the thrill of it actually being meat.

Later, I would learn that coincidences are the most planned things in the world. Later, I would learn that every single moment is a coincidence.