The best thing about becoming successful is that you get flowers all the time.

I love Kathy Griffin, I think she's brilliant, but for me, there is a line when I go OK, that's too much.

I think you figure out how to be funny by necessity. It's not a natural thing, being funny in the face of tragedy is kind of demented.

I was always trying to do things to make school fun.

I hate being mean. I watch those roasts on Comedy Central and they make the hair on the back of my neck stand up.

I think the obsession with wanting to change yourself is crazy over the top.

You have to do anything you can think of that gets you excited.