Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.

I said, "I do not fear those pants with nobody inside them." I said, and said, and said those words. I said them but I lied them.

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

The problem with writing a book in verse is, to be successful, it has to sound like you knocked it off on a rainy Friday afternoon. It has to sound easy. When you can do it, it helps tremendously because it's a thing that forces kids to read on. You have this unconsummated feeling if you stop.

We've taught you that the earth is round, That red and white make pink, And something else that matters more - We've taught you how to think.

Once-ler! You're making such smogulous smoke - my poor swomee swans, why they can't sing a note! No one can sing who has smog in his throat.

Big Z, little Z, what begins with Z? I do. I'm a zizzer zazzer zuzz, as you can plainly see.