You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

Nonsense wakes up the brain cells. And it helps develop a sense of humor, which is awfully important in this day and age. Humor has a tremendous place in this sordid world. It's more than just a matter of laughing. If you can see things out of whack, then you can see how things can be in whack.

For a host, above all, must be kind to his guests.

The sun did not shine. It was too wet to play. So we sat in the house. All that cold, cold, wet day.

A kid is a guy I never wrote down to. He's interested in what I say if I make it interesting.

I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!

So the writer who breeds more words than he needs, is making a chore for the reader who reads.