It has often been said there’s so much to be read, you never can cram all those words in your head.

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.

Did you ever fly a kite in bed? Did you ever walk with ten cats on your head? Did you ever milk this kind of cow? Well, we can do it. We know how. If you never did, you should. These things are fun and fun is good.

Adults are only obsolete children.

Be yourself and the people that don't mind are the people that matter.

The news just came in from the County of Keck That a very small bug by the name of Van Vleck Is yawning so wide you can look down his neck. This may not seem very important, I know, but it Is, so I'm bothering telling you so.

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you'll go.