When you're in a Slump, you're not in for much fun. Un-slumping yourself is not easily done.

I know, up on top you are seeing great sights, but down here at the bottom we, too, should have rights.

The news just came in from the County of Keck That a very small bug by the name of Van Vleck Is yawning so wide you can look down his neck. This may not seem very important, I know, but it Is, so I'm bothering telling you so.

Today is gone. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one. Every day, from here to there, funny things are everywhere.

Did you ever fly a kite in bed? Did you ever walk with ten cats on your head? Did you ever milk this kind of cow? Well, we can do it. We know how. If you never did, you should. These things are fun and fun is good.

Look at life through the wrong end of the telescope.

If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said it'd be easy, they just promised it would be worth it.