It doesn't matter what it is.What matters is what it will become.

And what happened then? Well, in Whoville they say that the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day

And will you succeed? Yes indeed, yes indeed! Ninety-eight and three-quarters percent guaranteed!

You're in pretty good shape for the shape you are in.

I get all my ideas in Switzerland near the Forka Pass. There is a little town called Gletch, and two thousand feet up above Gletch there is a smaller hamlet called Über Gletch. I go there on the fourth of August every summer to get my cuckoo clock fixed. While the cuckoo is in the hospital, I wander around and talk to the people in the streets. They are very strange people, and I get my ideas from them.

If you'd never been born, then you might be an Isn't! An Isn't has no fun at all. No, he disn't.

You are you. Now, isn't that unpleasant?