I said, "I do not fear those pants with nobody inside them." I said, and said, and said those words. I said them but I lied them.

Today is gone. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one. Every day, from here to there, funny things are everywhere.

Oh the places you'll go! There is fun to be done! There are points to be scored. There are games to be won. And the magical things you can do with that ball will make you the winning-est winner of all.

It's a troublesome world. All the people who are in it are troubled with troubles almost every minute. You ought to be thankful, a whole heaping lot, for the places and people you're lucky you're not.

It all began with a shoe on the wall. A shoe on the wall shouldn't be there at all.

This book is to be read in bed.

You can think about red. You can think about pink. You can think up a horse. Oh, the THINKS you can think!