Maybe the memory does play tricks. Increasingly, I'm thinking, 'What was their name? I knew that name yesterday.' I think that's what happens. At some point, I'll forget that I ever worked with Peter Cook, I suppose, and Alan Bennett and Jonathan Miller.

Volvo — they're boxy but they're good.

I haven't had that many women - only as many as I could lay my hands on.

Jaguar — For men who'd like hand-jobs from beautiful women they hardly know.

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.

I am trapped in this body, and there is nothing I can do about it.

When I think of Canada I think of tonic water.