I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands.
Volvo — they're boxy but they're good.
Masturbation is always very safe. You not only control the person you're with, but you can leave when you want to.
I am trapped in this body, and there is nothing I can do about it.
In the course of an average lifetime anyone growing up in a house with such a clock will hear the tune over a million times.
I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.