Jaguar — For men who'd like hand-jobs from beautiful women they hardly know.
I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands.
In the course of an average lifetime anyone growing up in a house with such a clock will hear the tune over a million times.
I haven't had that many women - only as many as I could lay my hands on.
Volvo — they're boxy but they're good.
I certainly did feel inferior. Because of class. Because of strength. Because of height. I guess if I'd been able to hit somebody in the nose, I wouldn't have been a comic.