Masturbation is always very safe. You not only control the person you're with, but you can leave when you want to.
When I think of Canada I think of tonic water.
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
Volvo — they're boxy but they're good.
In the course of an average lifetime anyone growing up in a house with such a clock will hear the tune over a million times.
I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.