I haven't had that many women - only as many as I could lay my hands on.

In the course of an average lifetime anyone growing up in a house with such a clock will hear the tune over a million times.

Jaguar — For men who'd like hand-jobs from beautiful women they hardly know.

I certainly did feel inferior. Because of class. Because of strength. Because of height. I guess if I'd been able to hit somebody in the nose, I wouldn't have been a comic.

I am trapped in this body, and there is nothing I can do about it.

Masturbation is always very safe. You not only control the person you're with, but you can leave when you want to.

Volvo — they're boxy but they're good.