Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.

I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands.

Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.

I am trapped in this body, and there is nothing I can do about it.

I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.

When I think of Canada I think of tonic water.

Maybe the memory does play tricks. Increasingly, I'm thinking, 'What was their name? I knew that name yesterday.' I think that's what happens. At some point, I'll forget that I ever worked with Peter Cook, I suppose, and Alan Bennett and Jonathan Miller.