Masturbation is always very safe. You not only control the person you're with, but you can leave when you want to.
In the course of an average lifetime anyone growing up in a house with such a clock will hear the tune over a million times.
Volvo — they're boxy but they're good.
I am trapped in this body, and there is nothing I can do about it.
When I think of Canada I think of tonic water.
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.