Michael Cole, The Rock knows that you have never, EVER, had a piece of poontang pie!

You will go one on one with the Great One!

I love making people laugh and feel good, and that's awesome and special for me to be able to do that, but there really is nothing like kicking ass whether it's on a major scale, or whether it's in more of a dramatic fashion. Being physical and taking care of business the old-fashioned way is something that I love doing.

You don't need directions, just point yourself to the top and go!

When I was a kid, I was always enamored by - I appreciated the movies, and I was able to see them on VHS when I was a kid, but I was so enamored by the one-sheets and the posters. I had them in my room when I was a kid.

I grew up in a musical family; the majority of my growing up was done in Hawaii. It's what we do. You sing, you dance, you play ukulele and you drink.

I'm gonna stick your head so far up your *ss your gonna have to cut holes in your nipples to see!