You're never going to go. Why would you go? It's a disgusting place. It's always wet even when it's dry. There's nothing there. Farmers aren't really people, you know this. They're just necessary, we need somebody to kill cows.
Dylan MoranYouโre not going to learn anything if youโre not prepared to go flat, so Iโm very happy to go flat.
Dylan MoranI'd be hard-pressed to think of anybody who's made me laugh, who's funny, but who's also relentlessly positive.
Dylan Moran