Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island?

Men look at breasts the way women look at babies. 'Aw, isn't that lovely?'

People who get implants, it's so depressing, you know... People - I don't know. The route of that, you know, maybe they want more love or attention, or what it is, but they always go for the most obvious place, you know? Here... Well if you really want more attention, why not get them in your eyes? And then move your eyes down to where your nipples used to be, put your breasts up on your head, everybody will pay attention!

I was lucky in the sense that I was never blessed with an overly reflective nature.

Organic? I grew up on Angel Delight. We didn't have anything in the house if it wasn't neon!

I did throw a lot of eggs into one basket, as you do in your teenage years - 'I am buying these records, I am wearing this'. I did quite a bit of that. You have to do it, wear your stupid shoes, wear your stupid hair.

Look at his face. I bet his cornflakes try to crawl out of the bowl.