I'm just trying to understand what's around me as much as anyone else is, really. To draw a bead on a moving target.

I'm a vegetarian, well I'm not hardcore because I eat meat, but only because I like the taste, and I hate vegetables on a personal level so I'm not too good!

You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them.

The trend now is to get away from stage bound sitcoms.

What is universal can be surprising. Over time you find the kind of stuff which has people thinking 'That is just something that occurred to me there's something wrong with me', is in fact stuff that is universal.

Children are the most honest critics. They will say "You're funny", but also "You're pathetic - go away."

You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it.