I'd be hard-pressed to think of anybody who's made me laugh, who's funny, but who's also relentlessly positive.
Dylan MoranWe all know smoking is bad. I know I'm going to quit someday, if I thought I wasn't I'd quit now.
Dylan MoranIt's such a bullshit move. Transparently so. It's obviously supposed to give succor to people who feel pissed off because someone from another country got a job that they feel should've been given to them. But that's what people voted against here. They voted against the movement of labor - that kind of fluidity - because they want a Britain that no longer exists, and they can't get it.
Dylan Moran