Because their bones are growing, they can only sleep in certain positions, obviously. The crucifix and the swastika tend to be the most popular. Sometimes a combination of the two.

[Washington] is the political capital. It's essentially a big office.

‎What's the weather like? ... It's fierce mild!

I can't relax here. These people have no pubic hair anywhere. We have pubic hair on the ceiling.

I do not walk around imaging myself to be intimidating or smart.

I quite fancy the 1940s. I like the trams and the trousers.

If you're a comic, you don't have a rehearsal room, you rehearse on stage. My main concern is remembering everything.