I dislike both of [candidates] but there's obviously no choice in the election - if you're concerned about the future of anything, you need to vote for Hillary Clinton.

You’re not going to learn anything if you’re not prepared to go flat, so I’m very happy to go flat.

Men don't know anything! Men don't know when their lives became so entirely awful, when everyone else turned into such a tosser! A man does not know how he came by the half a pie he is holding in his hand. And scientists - those frauds - seize on this, and try to use it as proof of the mysteries of human consciousness and the unknowable nature of the brain, which is rubbish!

I'd be hard-pressed to think of anybody who's made me laugh, who's funny, but who's also relentlessly positive.

America's work ethic is non-stop; it's not even enshrined in law that workers have to get their two weeks holiday money. But Americans work harder than everyone else I can think of.

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it.

The East is very mysterious to Westerners. Even post-Cold War, it's still an unknown entity.