I don't go to different countries to criticise their political system and tell them what they should be doing - what do I know?
Dylan MoranI'm delighted to make as many people feel ashamed as possible. There's probably a site like that for everybody. I've heard Newt Gingrich has his own as well.
Dylan MoranYouโre not an adult at all - you're just a tall child holding a beer, having conversations you don't understand...
Dylan MoranAdulthood feels like walking around in the desert with a bag over your head, being bumped into by people who rob you as they bore you.
Dylan MoranI grew up in a house where there was lots of teasing and language play and laughter; it was very important. When I was a teenager, you wouldn't go to a bar and find lots of televisions everywhere. People were talking. Talk was the mental fire you would gather around in the evening. It occupied a big part of your existence.
Dylan Moran