Nothing can make me feel better now, except cocaine.

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake?

Maybe this is just me, but as time goes by, I'm more bewildered by modernity. It gets more unfathomable with every passing year.

People will kill you over time, and how they'll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like 'be realistic.'

I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.

You're talking to a modern, nice, affable German person and they're saying to you something like 'You know, vell, it's a critical time now for Germany within Europe, also globally, economically ve are pretty good, ve have been better. But ve are very vibrant in the theater and arts...' and all the time you'll be listening to this, you're thinking Mmm, yeah, mmm... Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler.

We all know smoking is bad. I know I'm going to quit someday, if I thought I wasn't I'd quit now.